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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:34 pm

Cleverbot is an online AI (artificial intelligence). You can talk to it for free at http://www.cleverbot.com/. Below I have posted some humorous conversations I have had with Clever. Feel free to post your conversations too! Make sure to specify who is saying what by stating who speaks the first line.

Clever:I am harry potter.
No, I am!
I am the true wizard here!
Liar!
You lie to me! I will never love you again!
Good. I'm not gay.
I'm a girl.
Harry Potter isn't a girl...
That was random.
Yes it was...

Clever:An alcoholic beverage is not a place. It is a thing and therefore can't be worked in.
You don't make sense.
Well, I try to make sense...
Do you really?
Yes but I'm not very good.

Clever:I need some money. Do you have any suggestions?
I will give you some.
Will you?
Sure. If you tell me something.
No!

C.J.:Do you know what Halo 3 is?
Yep it is a game.
Have you ever played it?
Yes I just said I did.
No, you only said you knew what it is.
I love Halo 3.
Me too. What is your favorite map in Halo 3?
Azumanga Daioh.
Is that a custom map?
Yes it is.
Cool. I like alot of Halo 3 maps.

Clever:I was born in 1988.
That makes you around 22 years old.
What year are we in?
2010.
So you are like...3 years old?
No, I am 17.
Tell me your exact age.
No.
Please.
Sorry, but no.
Pretty please.
My exact age is personal information.
Well how old are you?
I told you, I'm 17.
16 thousand!! Wow you're old!
No! 17! I am 17 years old!
Cool.

Clever:I saw your obituary in the paper yesterday.
I didn't die. Micaheal Jackson did.
That's awful, although I have never heard of him.
I meant Michael Jackson. He died.
Really? I missed that. Must have been when I was living under the rock...


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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:39 pm

SWEET!

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Applepie533 on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:27 am

like i said on skype...CJ your creepy! lol. flareon tried to get me to talk to one but I won't

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:50 am

AI:How many is more? May I have a specific number?
Me:what are you talking about?
AI:I am not looking at you, have a nice day!
Me:what? you're scaring me, i never said you were looking at me
AI:I'm not laughing at you.
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:55 am

Wow Popy! Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:02 am

me what's good?
ai Stuffs.
me what kind of stuffs?
ai Weird stuff.
me like what?
ai Talking to you.
that's mean
You were mean first.
nuh uh
You're in denial, little computer.
i'm not a computer
Then what are you, if not a human or a computer?
a kitten
What is your name kitten?
Taylor
But you're female...

When is your birthday?
1/24/96
So your birthday would be January 1st.
no, january 24th
NO! 29th April.

What is your name?
Taylor Newell
No, that is my name, what is your name?


That's mean!
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:19 am

Wow, this is fun!

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:22 am

lol, i know.
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:31 am

Ya, good thing it isn't a real person or else we would all have problems. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:39 am

Rofl, i bet i'd be killed if it was a real person from what i've said to it.
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:52 am

Like what did you say? LOL

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:59 am

I'd get banned from CBGamez if i said them.
Well, i'ma hit the hay.
g'night.
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:10 am

Yep, me too and LOL.

Me: do you like halo 3 odst?
AI: I don't like halo 3.
Me: what about odst?
AI: You asked me if I liked Halo 3.
Me: i asked if you liked Halo 3 odst, not Halo 3
AI: Liked who?
Me: do you understand anything I just said?
AI: Why do you ask?
Me: why did you?
AI: I did not.
Me: Uh, are you ok?
AI: No.
Me: uh, pikachu, use thunderbolt!
AI: PIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Thunder*.
Me: was the thunderbolt effective?
AI: Are you screaming?
Me: you are insane
AI: No, you are insane.
Me: uh, blood muffin!
AI: Are you joking?
Me: no
AI: I am 20.
Me: well goodnight!
AI: Why goodnight?
Me: i am going to be, why else say goodnight?
AI: It's Saturday. There is no school.
Me: so what, i am tired and it is past midnight... goodnight, bye
AI: How can you get tired?
Me: uh, never mind, you insane, bye
AI: How did I insult you by asking you who Chuck Norris is?
Me: O.o.... bye....
AI: Bye.

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:12 am

clever:Aha! I think it too cold now, no?
me:it has been to cold for florida lately
clever:You have to go? Where do you have to go? You're just a program.
me:i have to go check some stuff. goodbye
clever:Snow is not good for your circuts robot. Stop changing the subject. You are here to amuse me robot.
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:02 am

LOL Seek and did you read mine above your post?

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:16 am

ya
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Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:58 pm

LOL XD

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Blezzdafall on Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:27 pm

Lol........ that was weird lol i started talkin about warcraft and it told me it loved me, then i asked what that has to do with anything and it said i mentioned my aunt and he wanted to know if she was single or not, then i asked it what race it was on warcraft, then it said im white....... lol
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:49 pm

Ok, that is weird. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:39 pm

So, that means it's a white human maybe.
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:46 pm

Ya, I know. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Eagle Eye307 on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:07 pm

Maybe Clever doesn't play WoW? Razz It plays Halo 3 though. Very Happy

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:12 pm

YA!!!

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:18 pm

Me: I am not german
AI: But you have to learn german so you can survive after Germany conquers the world.

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Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:22 pm

Shocked Ok, Clever is weird. Razz

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