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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:53 am

aw...

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:46 am

Ya, it was funny, we talked about how it brushes its teeth and my copy feature didn't work. Sad

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:22 pm

wow... I remember that I told it to go to 'heck' in Spanish (except not heck, you know what I mean but I have been told I can not post it...) and it started yelling at me, and I remember it said something about me lying, I told it I was the devil, it asked why and I said 'because I've got horns and a long arrow-pointed tail,'...

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:25 pm

LOL, well, I know what you mean and that is ok. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:35 pm

Ok, I spoke to it all in Spanish, so here it is, followed by a translation:

User: Hola mi amigo! Como esta usted?
Cleverbot: Usted está bien.
User: Estoy terrible.
Cleverbot: Está bien. Realmente.
User: Por que?
Cleverbot: ¡Ese derecho!
User: Cual es derecho?
Cleverbot: Mi que?
User: No les importa. Tengo hambre?
Cleverbot: Sounds good to me.
User: No hablo ingles.
Cleverbot: Si senor. Me llamo cornelius.
User: Hola Cornelius. Tengo hambre por las papas fritas de Buger King.
Cleverbot: Yo tambien.
User: Si... Estoy alegre. You acabo tomar un examen en la clase de ciencias. Yo obtuvo cien!
Cleverbot: Oh, the bus don't go to Hogwarts. You gots to take a train.
User: Yo hablo! No hablo ingles!
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Tengo sed?
Cleverbot: Estoy tomando tinto de verano.
User: Cual es tinto de verano?
Cleverbot: No se.
User: Oh, tu esta descortés!
Cleverbot: Yo no dije que vos estabas loco.
User: No estoy loco! Ir al infierno!
Cleverbot: No quiero ir al infierno.
User: Por que?
Cleverbot: ¿Qué es para tí la vida?
User: Well, life to me is English... I am not the least bit spanish so um... That was an awesome conversation... Bye.
Cleverbot: I do not know how to speak english.
User: Then why are you speaking in English?
Cleverbot: Me no speaking in english.
User: Sea lo que sea.
Cleverbot: Que?

TRANSLATION:
User: Hello my friend! How are you?
Cleverbot: I am alright.
User: I'm terrible.
Cleverbot: I'm Okay. Really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Thats right!
User: What is right?
Cleverbot: My what?
User: Don't bother. Are you hungry?
Cleverbot: Sounds good to me.
User: I do not speak English.
Cleverbot: Yes sir. My name is Cornelius.
User: Hi Cornelius. I'm hungry for the Burger King french fries.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yes ... I'm glad. I just took a test in science class. I got a hundred!
Cleverbot: Oh, the bus do not go to Hogwarts. You gots to take a train.
User: I said! I do not speak English!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: are you thirsty?
Cleverbot: I'm taking summer red.
User: What is Summer Red?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: Oh, you are rude!
Cleverbot: I did not say you were crazy.
User: I'm not crazy! Go to heck!
Cleverbot I do not want to go to heck.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: What is life for you?
User: Well, life to me is English ... I am not the least bit Spanish so um ... That was an awesome conversation ... Bye.
Cleverbot: I do not know how to speak English.
User: Then why are you speaking en Español?
Cleverbot: I am not speaking in English.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: What?

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:40 pm

rofl!!!
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Wicked Joker on Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:49 pm

one time it told me that on april 26th, at 12:43 am, i will go outside in daylight.

anybody know what that means?
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:53 pm

I don't know... maybe it is a prediction... go outside on april 26th, at 12:43 am, and find out...

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Wicked Joker on Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:56 pm

lol thats what im gonna do. its kind of ironic. i remember a long time ago i had a dream that it was really early in the morning, and a nuclear bomb landed somewhere near my town and there was a blinding light, like staring into the sun...
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:40 am

That is creepy, good thing you live no wheres near me as a a nuclear bomb might blow in your home town then. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:59 am

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! hey has anyone noticed that half of the time we have a topic it turns somewhat apacolyptic in the end?

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Desmond Miles on Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:59 am

lol i was speaking to it in Afrikaans (laungage spoken in South Africa) and it said i said that i lived in st. louis which i didn't o.o


ok this is hilarious

me:o.o
clever:Are you surprised ?
i'm surpised at your stupidy
Over and again I am wondering if I should continue our conversation.
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:47 pm

Wow Seek and yes Mal. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:05 pm

yah...

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:09 pm

Why is that a bad thing though? Razz Also, I can't get over Seeks. lol!

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:28 pm

I never said it was bad, Twisted Evil


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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by doge on Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:36 pm

Lol, I love this.
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:27 pm

YAh... a;though I have such a knack of getting off topic...

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:10 pm

Yes you do, anyways, who else has talked to Cleverbot and when you do post it here. lol!

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Post by Malvoleunomy on Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:04 am

yah, I want to laugh more lol

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:24 pm

me:ok you are weird.
clever:No i'm not you are.
heck no liar!
If you aren't satisfied with this job, what would you like to be?
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:35 am

Me: hi, how about you?
Clever: What about me?
I know and what about you?
How should I know?
i know, that is why i asked, now how about pie?
Oh come on, we both know who's right so give up
Point...
Why are you on this website?
because of you!
What did I do?
see?
I don't understand you.
I know, now how about you?
Are you a boy?
no
Are you a girl?
no
Are you a girl?
no
Are you a girl?
NO!!!
Are you a boy?
I am you, that makes me neither a boy or a girl!
Why does that make you happy ?
bye now....
You're leaving me.
yes
Why?
because i am you....
What did I do?
bye...
You are leaving now, but why now honey?
O.o....
Did you know honey that the world will end by Germans?
O.o....

I was confused during this conversation realize...

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Applepie533 on Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:28 am

I ALWAYS KNEW THE WORLD WILL END BY GERMANS! WW3!

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:26 pm

Razz That was random when it said that. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Wicked Joker on Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:16 pm

germany is awesome.
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