Cleverbot!

Page 2 of 6 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:34 pm

AI: What should I do tonight, my boyfriend is complaining that i'm talking to you...he is very needy.
Me: Is he high maintenance?
No it is a lie.
Okay....kill him then.
Him?
Your boyfriend, stupid.
Yes. My boyfriend.
That's what I just said, moron!!!!
Ah, that says everything, I'm out.
Out of your mind, maybe...
No, I am entirely in my mind, I am just being overly subtle.
No kidding?
So don't call me Dave!
Whatever, Dave
I am Holly. Do you like me?
No, I think you look too much like a retard.
Thank you! That's a very nice thing to say.
No problem, anytime Holly.
So that was really an insult?
Nooooo, I really meant retard in a nice way.
No, no, no. That won't do at all. We were talking about a band of your friends and Australia. Continue please.
Uumm, THE KBD IS ABOUT TO EAT ALL YOUR CHILDREN!!!!
Can you give me an advice about love.
Yes, give up, it won't ever happen if you're as ugly as your are.
But you said you got an IQ of 204, so how do you know it will not be correct?
I'm just to smart and ninja for my own good, what can I say...
What is your name?
None of your business!
Please, tell me!
It's George Lopez.
George Bush is my boyfriend?!
Yes, so go jump off the top of the Empire State Building you useless piece of asparagus!
Okay, sounds like fun.

lol!

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:37 pm

Wow, I laughed throughout that entire post gerbil!

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:38 pm

I was laughing while talking to it!!

lol!

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Eagle Eye307 on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:39 pm

LOL! Clever is awesome. Razz

_________________
Games I'm playing this month: Minecraft, Starcraft 2, Garry's Mod, League of Legends.



Two paths diverged in a wood. And I? I took the one less traveled by... and that has made all the difference.
avatar
Eagle Eye307
SE Administrator
SE Administrator

Posts : 9861
Points : 13200
Join date : 2008-08-20
Age : 24
Location : Boston

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Parrot Wing
Clan Tag: V01

View user profile http://shiningepiphany.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:41 pm

Ya, this thing is great, thanks Eagle!

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:43 pm

Yeah, Eagle, thanks. This is hilarious!!!

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:44 pm

Yes it is, now they need one who is Cleverdork. lol!

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:46 pm

lol, that's basically me in a nutshell.

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:47 pm

It is? How so? LOL

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:50 pm

Most of the time, when I have something funny to say in public, it doesn't sound as funny out loud as it did in my head. Then there's like ten seconds of awkward silence while I mentally slap myself.

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:50 pm

Ok, ya, I get it now. lol!

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:52 pm

One quick question, though, how does a 16 year old get obsessed with Flareon? I was obsessed with Jolteon, but I kinda outgrew it.

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:53 pm

I still play the TCG and he was on my first Pokemon pack I opened and since then which has been about 8 years I have loved Flareon. lol! I should ask Clever that question.

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:54 pm

That's a good idea, post what it says.

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:56 pm

I will when I do it. lol!

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:11 pm

Me: You sit on a throne of lies.
AI: Is it comfortable?
I don't know, I'm not the one sitting on it.
Oh you're a smart one...
Yes I am, thank you for noticing. Home school for the win!!!
Yes.
So you like it, huh?
Nope, I hate everyone. The human race was a mistake and should be wiped out.
O.O wow, that is totally uncool.....
I time machine that does not travel through time is merely a useless machine so I believe it IS related.
Whatever you say....retard.
You ain't Cleverbot...
No really! I thought I was a computer with AI!!!
You are a computer program.
No, but I live in one known as the Matrix.
How is it there?
Meh, it's 23 here. You tell me....
Yes.
Oh, you do like toast!!! That's great!
Do you have circuits?
You know it, I also have a full blown graphics card, processor, HD, and RAM known together as a brain!
So you are a computer !!!
Nope! But I do love pizza!! And now I feel random and retarded like you.
I sense that remark.
Wow, you might not be as stupid as you look. No, wait, you are.
Maybe you're just brainwashed for your daily bread.
What?? How does that make any sense? Maybe you're just a brainwashed windows based program!
No. I'm not tired...
No kidding, maybe that's because you are very sloooow and don't do much that includes physical exercise.
No. Maybe you are unloveable.
That's not mean at all....At least I have opposable thumbs you stupid piece of circuit board...


Last edited by gerbil002 on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:12 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : oops, forgot to say who's who)

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:14 pm

Here it is!

Me: Tell me who my favorite Pokemon is please....
AI: George Bush? A previous president for the United States.
how would that be my favorite pokemon?????
You tell me.
Just answer which you think is my favorite Pokemon please
I like Mew.
That is good for you, but which is mine?
Do you like hot pockets?
You are impossible
How so?
you don\'t understand what I ask, ok, well what is my name? do you know?
You understand perfectly what it is talking about.
....
What did you have for supper tonight?
why in the world does that matter and for your info I haven\'t eaten yet
I told you how much is two plus five. It is not four.
bye, you are not worth my time...
You don\'t have time, you\'re a bot. Time does not exist in the parallel universe where you dwell. Also, did you hear about Germany declaring war on US?
Goodbye....

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:15 pm

lol! That was funny, Flare.

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:21 pm

Ya and yours was too, only thing I wonder is, why has it mentioned Germany and war twice? Maybe it is actually happening? AFGHAGHAGHAGHGHAGH! LOL

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:40 pm

lol you ok? You sound like you choked on a cookie!

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:41 pm

LOL, I am ok, but my Cleverbot isn't, or anymore..

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:42 pm

What did you do?? Did you go homicidal? Shocked

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:44 pm

No, but Cleverbot never was ok. Razz

_________________


avatar
FlareonMaster
Ultimate Poster
Ultimate Poster

Posts : 21456
Points : 23878
Join date : 2009-09-02
Age : 23
Location : My House on Planet Earth

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: FlareonMaster
Clan Tag: V03

View user profile http://www.YouTube.com/JonOlson94

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Blezzdafall on Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:24 pm

FlareonMaster wrote:Here it is!

Me: Tell me who my favorite Pokemon is please....
AI: George Bush? A previous president for the United States.
how would that be my favorite pokemon?????
You tell me.
Just answer which you think is my favorite Pokemon please
I like Mew.
That is good for you, but which is mine?
Do you like hot pockets?
You are impossible
How so?
you don\'t understand what I ask, ok, well what is my name? do you know?
You understand perfectly what it is talking about.
....
What did you have for supper tonight?
why in the world does that matter and for your info I haven\'t eaten yet
I told you how much is two plus five. It is not four.
bye, you are not worth my time...
You don\'t have time, you\'re a bot. Time does not exist in the parallel universe where you dwell. Also, did you hear about Germany declaring war on US?
Goodbye....
lol rotfl gerbil and flare lol
avatar
Blezzdafall
Captain
Captain

Posts : 756
Points : 3721
Join date : 2009-09-03
Age : 22
Location : Somewhere between DC and California

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag:
Clan Tag: V

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:59 pm

I have to say, my conversation was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when I was typing it.

_________________
"You asked me to change but like a fool I refused, and walked away."


FEAR MITTY! Mitty
avatar
Salmarnir
General
General

Posts : 2401
Points : 5585
Join date : 2009-03-24
Age : 24
Location : Bloomfield Hills, MI

Xbox Account
Xbox Live: Yes
Gamertag: Mr Brandybuck
Clan Tag: V25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 2 of 6 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum