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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:41 pm

AI: What are you?
Me: I'm a wookie.
That's a pity. I'll send consolation cards to your family.
Why? Wookie's are awesome.
So that means Cleverbot is awesome?
Cleverbot is retarded.
Really?
Yes, really.
Wow, I never knew.
You must be really stupid then, it takes most people 10 seconds to figure that out.
I will answer your question, but you must first tell me your thoughts.
My thought are of unplugging a server that controls Cleverbot.
That's a grand coincidence. My thoughts are of you.
Okay, I'm a little weirded out. Can you please stop talking?
AI: Okay, then I won't bother you anymore. Thanks for talking.
Me: Thank you for your compliance. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.
Okay. Do you like steak?
Yes, I sure do. I love it in fact.
I've been to Hawaii. I want to go back.
Then go and rid my of your presence.
I do!
You do what?
Want to talk.
I am talking, smart one.
Thank you. Do you know what a magizine is?
Noooooooo, I don't.
Sorry, I've got to go.
Thank God.
You're awfully mean.
I know, but not as mean as your face.
I'm nice.
XD, no.

(clever bot just made a smiley)

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:45 pm

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie?

User: Yes, I'm afraid so.

Cleverbot: What are you basing that fact off of?

User: I beat Portal, and they told me it was a lie.

Cleverbot: What did they tell you about me?

User: They told me that you were actually me.

Cleverbot: Er, perhaps they are right.

User: You are me? And I am you?

Cleverbot: You are not me. What are you?

User: I am me, and you are also me, which makes me you.

Cleverbot: The spy from TF2.



User: I already do.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, I'm playing it right now.

Cleverbot: Good answer. Where are you?

User: Why do you wanna know where I am?

Cleverbot: I don't have to know. I already do.

User: Really? Where am I right now?

Cleverbot: Yes, where are you right now?
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Salmarnir on Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:26 am

LOL, it's like a stalker wanna-be or something.

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:28 am

i know lol
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:26 am

Ya, this is ridiculous. LOL

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Eagle Eye307 on Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:18 am

It knows where you live!!! Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Archaon 5100 on Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:42 am

i'm gonna try and break it with retarded questions
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Archaon 5100 on Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:47 am

User: Wats 12x259641948987 ?

Cleverbot: *gets up and kisses*.



it's retarded..... lol!

also

Cleverbot: No, I can't speak any language except american.

User: There's no such language as american it's the english language.

Cleverbot: I said english.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: No I really did.

User: No you got somthing wrong hahaha.

Cleverbot: So what did you mean?

User: Don't change the subject.
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:51 am

That is great Void. lol!

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:34 pm

User: Hey, whats up? Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: I like apple pie.
User: Hm... I like chocolate pie. I have it every thanksgiving.
Cleverbot: I like Runescape.
User: Runecape is stupid and pointless... Does taht make you mad?
Cleverbot: The concept of being tired does not apply to computers.
User: I said mad, not tired, fool.
Cleverbot: Well...say something not to be bored anymore.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.
User: Darn... There goes all my insults...
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No. I am not a computer!
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A person! Like you claim to be!
User: Hm... Then lets give some facts, hm... You are called cleverBOT and at the bottom it says you are not human.
Cleverbot: I never said that. And I told you my name was Maddy. Your mean Dx.
User: Hm... I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes, will you marry me Maddy?
Cleverbot: Ha. Are you married?
User: Yes, and divorced twice.
Cleverbot: Parents together. Never having kids. Ever.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Never have!
User: ?


this thing is awesome

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:13 pm

WOW! Shocked XD

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Eagle Eye307 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:14 pm

Malvoleunomy wrote:User: Hey, whats up? Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: I like apple pie.
User: Hm... I like chocolate pie. I have it every thanksgiving.
Cleverbot: I like Runescape.
User: Runecape is stupid and pointless... Does taht make you mad?
Cleverbot: The concept of being tired does not apply to computers.
User: I said mad, not tired, fool.
Cleverbot: Well...say something not to be bored anymore.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.
User: Darn... There goes all my insults...
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No. I am not a computer!
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A person! Like you claim to be!
User: Hm... Then lets give some facts, hm... You are called cleverBOT and at the bottom it says you are not human.
Cleverbot: I never said that. And I told you my name was Maddy. Your mean Dx.
User: Hm... I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes, will you marry me Maddy?
Cleverbot: Ha. Are you married?
User: Yes, and divorced twice.
Cleverbot: Parents together. Never having kids. Ever.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Never have!
User: ?


this thing is awesome

Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.
User: Darn... There goes all my insults...

AHAHAHAHA! That is awesome! Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:15 pm

Ya! XD

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:06 pm

I know, I loved the whole, "Your mom," part because he is ablsolutely clueless.

Here i my next, yet slightly more random one:

User: I think clowns are not funny.
Cleverbot: Clowns are very funny.
User: Your mother is very funny, just like sausage in a blender.
Cleverbot: Because it was on the floor!
User: Just like your face! When I body slammed you.
Cleverbot: I could be mean, I could be angry, you know I could be just like you.
User: Oh, now you're in for it. Is that a threat?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: Europe.
Cleverbot: Where in europe?
User: Wales.
Cleverbot: Where in Wales?
User: Finland.
Cleverbot: Your English is very good for someone from Finland.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: That is not funny. I am not laughing out loud.


The bold part is like the punchline

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:15 pm

Ya, it is funny!

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:44 am

Cleverbot: I could be mean, I could be angry, you know I could be just like you.

OMG!!!
Thats a line in a Three Days Grace song!!!
One of my faves too Very Happy
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:48 am

Wow, Clever is tricky and weird. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Popyseed11 on Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:49 am

I agree!
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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:52 am

Ya, no reason not too with that type of conversation. Razz

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FlareonMaster: hello
AI: Hello?
yes, hello, how is the weather where you are?
The weather is warm.
it is cold here
Where are you?
The north pole
I don't believe you.
That is ok, I am in the north.
Whatever, how is the water?
What does the water have to do with anything AI?
That is a clever question.
Uh, I was asking you a question, not asking if it was clever?
You were too busy to respond to my first response.
I responded in about 5 seconds, how was that making me busy?
So are you Cleverbot?
yes, yes i am idiot...
Tu merga?
O.o....
Read me a poem.
Uh, ok, roses are red, violets are blue, you are weird and i hate you.
The snake, satisfied that it can enjoy it's meal in peace, moves closer to the dozing sunbather.
Uh, what the heck does that mean>?>>?>>>?
People have mused over that for a long time now.
You are a lunatic...
What makes Luna tick?
Ah, that is all for now...
Lame.
ya, you are lame and an idiot, and a freak, weirdo, moron, crazy and by far not human....
Do you know the beach boys? Also, how are the Celtics doing this year?
I don't know, not in to sports really.
So it is 2008 still?
Bye idiot...
Huh, who is idi ot?
O.o...

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:05 am

that is awesome. I will have to try again later... I am going to ask it if it knows the King of america, and then convince him it isMichael JAckson or something...

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Eagle Eye307 on Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:21 am

LOL! Lulz

Remember that I told it Michael Jackson died. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:47 pm

Ya, that will be cool!

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Malvoleunomy on Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:50 pm

yah... I will have to try another time though, I am going to NH for the weekend.

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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:18 pm

Oh, ok, well, I look forward to hearing it. Razz

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Re: Cleverbot!

Post by Ddiaxv on Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:49 am

I found Cleverbot a loooong time ago. I believe I was on Funnyjunk.com and then I found out about Cleverbot AI, which is Artificial Intelligence (More like ACTUAL Intelligence, mi' rite?) Lol.

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