Who wants to have a yo momma battle? :P

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Post by Blezzdafall on Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:42 pm

alright, no swearing, keep the jokes as uncrude as possible. alright ill start. you can do up to four jokes for each post.

Yo momma twice the man you are. lol i know, that one kinda stinks XD

Yo momma so fat that when she went swimming spain claimed her for the new world.

yo momma so ugly that when she was born her mom said "what a treasure!" her dad said, "yes,lets go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off surveillence cameras.
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Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:09 pm

Well, this belongs in Stories and Games I suppose so moved to there. Have fun I guess Ryan. Razz

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Post by Blezzdafall on Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:38 pm

FlareonMaster wrote:Well, this belongs in Stories and Games I suppose so moved to there. Have fun I guess Ryan. Razz
lol come on dude haha your not gonna battle me?
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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:46 pm

Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

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Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:58 pm

Yo mama weird. Razz

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Post by Ddiaxv on Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:56 pm

yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

yo mama so ugly she went to heaven and everyone moved to heck

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Post by FlareonMaster on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:34 pm

Yo mama weird, because she has anxiety attacks in her head....

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Post by Blezzdafall on Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:36 pm

lol yo momma so fat that when she walked down the street they named it broadway.

yo momma so stupid her fav color is clear. lol nice btw EE haha
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Post by Popyseed11 on Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:56 pm

Yo mama so ugly, everyone died. (lol jk)

Ok, real jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application.
Yo mama so stupid, when she heard it'd be chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon and bowl yellin' "Where's the Chili!?"
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Post by Desmond Miles on Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:54 pm

tua madre coś grasso anḍ in oceano e ha detto che "urla, la piscina per bambini!"

that was Itailan for: your mama so fat she went into the ocean and said "whoops, the kiddie pool!"

and no i don't speak itailan i used google translate affraid Smile
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Post by Martin1346 on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:27 pm

Lol wtf???
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Post by Desmond Miles on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:35 pm

laalz cheers
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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:44 am

You failed Seek. Razz

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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:09 am

I deleted your double triple posts Seek. Razz

Remember to only click "send" once when posting a new message.

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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:09 am

Ya, not five times. Razz Eagle, did you get your PM?

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Post by Blezzdafall on Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:56 pm

lol that chili one has been used for like ever. nice seek lol
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Post by Desmond Miles on Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:58 pm

they where accidedents, flare >.> geez lol
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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:14 pm

And I was kidding Seek. Razz

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