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Post by Ddiaxv on Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:06 am

Ok......
My last 2 games, Post Fortune and Truth of Dare was a disgrace.......
Lets try Yo mama contest. I'll go first.

Yo mama so fat Naruto couldnt believe it. (get it lol, in the show he says "Believe it!")

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Re: Yo Mama Contest

Post by Desmond Miles on Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:46 am

yeees this is back!

yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller!
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Post by Ddiaxv on Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:33 pm

seek 11m wrote:yeees this is back!

yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a train and said, " WHO THREW THAT ROCK????" Razz

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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:46 pm

Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Re: Yo Mama Contest

Post by Ddiaxv on Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:59 pm

Eagle Eye307 wrote:Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices Very Happy

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Post by ouity on Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:51 pm

yo mammas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a piece of bubble gum to come out Suspect
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Post by wade plews on Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:15 pm

yo mammas so fat when she went to the beach all the whales started to sing ''we are family'' lol!

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Post by Ddiaxv on Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:15 pm

Yo Mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.

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Post by Applepie533 on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:10 pm

yo mommas so stupid she put a energy drink into her computer because it was going slow.

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Post by Ddiaxv on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:59 pm

yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

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Post by ouity on Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:04 pm

yo mammas so fat that....... shes fat
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Post by Ddiaxv on Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:24 pm

ouity wrote:yo mammas so fat that....... shes fat

yo mama so ugly she went to heaven and everyone moved to hell?

OWNED?

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Post by Archaon 5100 on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:34 am

yo mama's so fat when she sits in the cinema she sits next to everbody lol!
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Post by ouity on Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:33 pm

yo mammas so stupid shes fat!
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Re: Yo Mama Contest

Post by Desmond Miles on Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:25 pm

Yo mama so fat we're in her right now
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Post by Archaon 5100 on Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:11 pm

yo mamas so fat when she needs to get up she calls in a crane lol!
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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:31 am

Yo mammas so fat the government gave her her own zip code.

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Re: Yo Mama Contest

Post by ouity on Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:27 am

YO MAMMASH SHO FAWT DAT SHEH EATZ0RS FAWTININK STUFFS!!!!1!
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Re: Yo Mama Contest

Post by Lizat on Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:24 pm

Must I own you all?


Yo mamma so stupid she killed a man and left her name and number.

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Post by Lizat on Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:26 pm

This is kinda racist but.......



Yo mamma so emo that everytime a black guy sees her he goes "my negro!"

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Post by Lizat on Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:28 pm

Yo mamma so fat when she went to the biggest hamburger records they thought she was the bun.

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Post by Archaon 5100 on Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:27 am

yo mama's so fat when she fallz over the earth moves further from teh sun
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Re: Yo Mama Contest

Post by Ddiaxv on Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:30 pm

yo mama so smelly she made the deodorant, Right Guard, go Left

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Post by Archaon 5100 on Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:23 pm

lol left



yo mama's so fat when she fallz over it measure 7.9 on teh rictor scale
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Post by Desmond Miles on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:35 pm

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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