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Post by Archaon 5100 on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:37 pm

yo mamas so fat when she jumps into a pool the water jumps out I Agree
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Post by Martin1346 on Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:34 pm

llolololol
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Post by Ddiaxv on Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:39 pm

Yo mama so fat, she uses Deodorant as lipstick.
Yo mama so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
yo mama so fat she jumped from a diving board and everyone yells "Free Willy!"

Yo mama so stupid she tried eating fire

Oh that reminds me,
I made this one up:
Yo mama so stupid there was a fire at her apartment, the exit was in front of her, but instead she jumped off the window.

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Post by Ddiaxv on Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:40 pm

martin1346 wrote:llolololol

Jaykiller, try this one on for size:

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

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Post by Desmond Miles on Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:43 pm

i made this one up

yo mama such a nubcake people eat her
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Post by Archaon 5100 on Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:22 pm

yo mamas so ugly when she was born they thoguht she was the elephant mans son Lulz
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Post by Desmond Miles on Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:13 pm

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Post by Desmond Miles on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:41 pm

yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise


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Post by Archaon 5100 on Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:52 pm

yo mama's so fat she eats cat food when no 1 around Owned
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Post by Ddiaxv on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:52 pm

Yo mama so bald, we can see whats on her mind :3

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Post by Archaon 5100 on Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:46 am

yo mama so short she gose to lolly-pop guild meetings lol!
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Post by Ddiaxv on Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:55 am

Yo Mama to fat, she said that she so hungry she can eat a horse, but she wasnt kidding...... Shocked

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Post by Archaon 5100 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:49 pm

yo mama's so fat when she needs a beeper to show people when shes backing up Shocked Eh heh heh
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Post by Desmond Miles on Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:39 pm

yo mama so bald a wig wouldn't help!
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Post by Wicked Joker on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:15 pm

yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning Owned
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Post by Desmond Miles on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:45 pm

yo mama so hairy bigfoot is taking her picture! Owned Laughing
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Re: Yo Mama Contest

Post by Hawkins4eva on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:06 pm

yo mama so poor i saw her walking down the street one day kicking a can and i said "hey whatcha doing?"
she said"moving"


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Post by Hawkins4eva on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:11 pm

yo mamas so fat it took me a train and 2 buses to get on her good side
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Post by Hawkins4eva on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:11 pm

yo mama so crazy....yo mama so crazy...... that shes so crazy!!!
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Post by Hawkins4eva on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:12 pm

yo mamas so poor the second i walked in her front door i walked out the back
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Re: Yo Mama Contest

Post by Hawkins4eva on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:13 pm

try this one on for size esse clown



yo mama so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
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Post by Hawkins4eva on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:15 pm

yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipels affraid
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Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:35 pm

yo mama so fat she got stuck when she fell in the grand canyon
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Post by Wicked Joker on Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:53 pm

what was she doin at the grand canyon? drunken
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Re: Yo Mama Contest

Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:31 pm

uuuh being fat? drunken

idk really
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