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Post by Ddiaxv on Fri May 21, 2010 5:42 pm

When Chuck Norris left the Virgin Islands, it was just called The Islands.

Your turn now. Razz


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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes (OFF-TOPIC, and lets keep it like this.)

Post by Desmond Miles on Fri May 21, 2010 8:12 pm

when chuck norris gets mad, he turns into the hulk and when the hulk gets mad, he turns into chuck norris.
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Post by ubernoob8470 on Fri May 21, 2010 8:14 pm

The police label anyone who goes up against Chuck Norris as a suicide.
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Post by Ddiaxv on Fri May 21, 2010 10:11 pm

Chuck Norris once hosted a karate tournament in Beijing, and all women within 100 miles got pregnant instantly.

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Post by Generalcon2 on Fri May 21, 2010 10:31 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares at books until he gets the info he wants.

The universe was nothing before Chuck Norris round house kicked it and said "Get a job!"

When the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris ftw Very Happy

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Post by Desmond Miles on Fri May 21, 2010 10:39 pm

jokes? these aren't jokes, these are the facts.
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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri May 21, 2010 11:00 pm

LOL Micah. Razz

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Post by Archaon 5100 on Sat May 22, 2010 11:39 am

chuck norris is stronger than freindship Exclamation
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Post by ubernoob8470 on Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:41 am

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

In the words of Julius Ceasar "Veni, Vidi, vici, Chuck Norris"
Translation: I came, I saw, and i was roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and only includes a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never have to pay taxes. Ever.
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Post by Archaon 5100 on Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:09 am

chuck norris died 20 years ago but death is too scared to tell him
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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:11 am

That is well, original
Arch... Lol

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes (OFF-TOPIC, and lets keep it like this.)

Post by Eagle Eye307 on Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:46 am

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Chuck Norris is.


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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:22 am

RoFl Cj, also, Forum Activities???

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Post by Archaon 5100 on Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:25 pm

chuck norris is only man who can punch himself in back of head
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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:13 pm

FlareonMaster wrote:RoFl Cj, also, Forum Activities???

Yep, read this thread if you are confused: http://shiningepiphany.users-board.net/suggestions-f5/combine-stories-and-gamers-gaming-t1679.htm

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes (OFF-TOPIC, and lets keep it like this.)

Post by doge on Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:38 pm

(I made these up.)

When Chuck Norris Looks at the Sun too long, he doesn't go blind, the sun does.

Chuck Norris sued NBC for trademark of his left and right fists, Law and Order.

Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it.
Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.



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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:53 pm

Rofl!!!

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Post by Eagle Eye307 on Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:28 pm

IceLuxLeo wrote:(I made these up.)

Liar. Razz

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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:35 pm

Ya...

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Post by doge on Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:51 pm

When Chuck Norris cuts an onion, the Chuck Norris doesn't cry, the onion does.
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Post by FlareonMaster on Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:43 pm

Wow, I heard that before...

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes (OFF-TOPIC, and lets keep it like this.)

Post by Kim on Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:49 pm

When Chuck Norris gets mad, he beats up gays.






























































You better watch out, Flare.
Because you're a flaring homosexual.

Click This.
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Post by Ddiaxv on Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:55 pm

Kim wrote:When Chuck Norris gets mad, he beats up gays.


You better watch out, Flare.
Because you're a flaring homosexual.

LMAO.

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Post by FlareonMaster on Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:16 am

Why is it the only two people here who think I'm gay is Kim and Mega? Sorry, just starting to get annoying as I'm not...

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Post by Kim on Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:08 am

FlareonMaster wrote:Why is it the only two people here who think I'm gay is Kim and Mega? Sorry, just starting to get annoying as I'm not...

Because. We speak the truth.
I've seen that anal plug in your closet.
That gag ball in your bag.
The prostate stimulator in your drawer.
The KY Jelly in your fridge.

I know...
Trust me. I know.
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