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nort and paul

Post by Desmond Miles on Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:37 pm

well so far this story is winning for being good soooo this is good1!!11!1one111!!!11one!!one!!

chapter one:classic day in the life of nort and his dog, paul.
nort:hi guys this is my house!
paul:that's an allyway, meathead
nort:oops. wrong one.(turns around and points to run down shack)
paul:i wish we'd move to a better place.
(nort, ignoring paul):let me show you around
paul:there's only one room
nort:hey, doggie, don't ruin the show.
paul:i'm paul, not doggie.
nort:c'mon already, this is embarrassing.
paul:...
nort:....
paul:............
nort:....................
paul:COUGH
(nort jumps)
paul:ha!
nort:cyclops
paul:Shocked
nort:c'mon!
paul:rumba rumba snort rip
nort:i should have guessed, it's gonna be one of THOSE weeks.


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CHAPTER2:WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO?

Post by Desmond Miles on Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:38 pm

nort:what you wanna do?
paul:bacon and eggs
nort:Shocked
paul:cyclops
nort:bounce
paul:come on, we need to do some thing.
nort:let's go to lumbridge and train
paul:on what
nort:ummmmmm
paul:come on! think of some thing!
nort:i have it!
paul:what?! what?!?
nort:*snort* cyclops
paul:...
nort:bouncey bouncey bouncey bounce Basketball
paul:wait! that's it! GNOME BALL!! cheers
nort:yeah! this is something we can do! FINALLY!
paul:by the way
nort:what
paul:imma a raindeer rendeer
nort: What a Face yeah. gnome ball is ftw


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CHAPTER THREE:GNOME BALL

Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:39 pm

nort:hi gnome where do we sign up for gnome ball
gnome:up your butt and around the corner
nort: Shocked
gnome:just kidding. (sees paul) hey no dogs allowed.
paul:you better let me through
gnome:oh my gosh!!!! he can talk!!!!!!!! (faints)
gnome2:bob? why did he faint?
nort:i don't know. he just went out for no reason
gnome2:oh well. now hurry if you want to play gnome ball. the next game is about to start
paul:thanks
gnome:your welcome. Shocked oh my gosh!!! (faints)
paul:sheesh. you'd think i was an alien.
nort:(walks up to gnome team) hi guys
gnome:what your name, bud?
nort:nort
gnome:(snort) what kind of is name is that?
nort:idk. idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk
gnome2:shut up!
nort:you shut up!
paul: Rolling Eyes THAT'LL show them.
nort:thanks, paul
paul:i was being sartastic
nort: Sad
paul: Rolling Eyes
(nort and paul notice the whole team has fainted)
nort:i wonder what got into them?
other gnome team:we win when all other team not able to play we win
paul:no you don't win we still here
other gnome team:oh yeah?
paul and nort:OH YEAH. Twisted Evil


nort grabs the ball, chucks it to paul and paul chuck it hard into the enemy net. a gnome
grabs it, chucks it to a freind who slams it in with his foot. nort grabs it, passes it to paul, and takes it back from paul and tosses it in from one foot away. then gnome one, two, & three gang up on paul, rip the ball away from him and start toward the net. gnome one tosses it to gnome two, but nort intercepts it and chucks it hard from the other side of the feild, and it goes in one second before the game ends.

nort:hah we win 3 to 1
paul:beat THAT, nubcakes
gnome1:you are lucky this time. but remember, WE WILL BE BACK


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CHAPTER4:SITTING THERE

Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:37 pm

paul:wadadadadada
nort:what ARE you doing
paul:imma KBD wack wack
nort:you sound more like a duck with asthma Rolling Eyes
paul:do you know how they sound
nort:no, but they don't sound like ducks
paul:what ever
nort:i want to tape this
paul:why we arn't doing anything
nort:i want to tape the senery
paul:we live next to a dump
nort:so some might consider this senery
paul:dude TRASH?
nort:aidohfda
paul:why aren't we in school
nort:HEY WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
paul:sorry, but why aren't we
nort:... i am already out of school i did collage two years ago
paul:......
nort:fine! it's summer
paul:THANK YOU, PIZZA! SUMMER IS HERE
nort:dude it's been summer for two weeks
paul:.....so what
nort:never mind
paul:so...why are we sitting here doing nothing.
nort:what's wrong with that
paul:this will get boring after a while
nort:hmmmmmmmm-i know let's go shopping
paul:.....no
nort:well at least it's better then sitting here
pau:yeah your right. let's go


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Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:25 pm

someone plz respond Sad
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Post by Applepie533 on Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:30 pm

whao alot of chapters gratz!! Very Happy

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Re: nort and paul

Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:04 pm

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CHAPTER 5:SHOPPING

Post by Desmond Miles on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:26 pm

paul:what's on the list
nort:candy corn, peanut butter, bread soda and cheese
paul:....i told you to put FOOD on the list, not just random stuff
nort:it's food
paul:yeah, but not food we need to survive
nort:i'll add milk
paul:add dog food
nort:ok.
paul:DOG food, not CAT food
nort:but your a cat
paul:imma dog dog dog!!!!
nort: : cyclops your right! a dog! i'll add that to the list
paul:thank yo-add FOOD, you meathead! Mad
nort:kk added food
paul:thank you.
nort:fart What a Face
paul:c'mon, we're going shopping, not having a farting contest!
nort:wateva, masta
paul:you are not a ganster! c'MON! this was your idea and this is taking forever!
nort:kk this was my idea and this is taking forever. here's the list, and don't forget the candy corn
paul:you want ME to do it?! this was YOUR idea, so YOUR doing it!
nort:but YOU wanted me to add all this stuff to the list so YOU must do it
paul:you forgot my food and it's only one item so shut up about "all that stuff"!
nort:you shut up this is making me hungrey and also i don't like to walk so you must do it
paul:i am not doing it just because you do not like to do it.
(random lady sees nort fighting with paul)
lady: Rolling Eyes the nutcase
nort:YOU MUST DO IT OR ELSE
paul:YOU MUST DO IT THEY DO NOT ALLOW DOGS
nort:THEY ALLOWED YOU AT GNOME BALL SO THEY ALLOW YOU HERE
paul:ok we are fighting instead of shopping. please let us decide.
nort:ok i will do it BUT NEXT TIME IT'S YOUR TURN
paul:ok ok OK!!! just PLEASE!


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Re: nort and paul

Post by Archaon 5100 on Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:11 pm

i got bored Smile
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Post by Archaon 5100 on Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:14 pm

i still like it lol!
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Post by Desmond Miles on Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:02 am

ummm....ok? do u like it or not please say if u like or u think its to boring.....
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Post by Draconic Maw on Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:23 pm

Its good, in an entertainment sort of way ^^ Keep it up dude!
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Post by Desmond Miles on Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:43 pm

ty
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CHAPTER 6:COMPLETE RANDOMNESS

Post by Desmond Miles on Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:03 pm

nort:hi
paul:hi
nort:cheese.
paul:what?
nort:oooooh the northen road goes south and the cheese eats cheese and babies are giving birth to babies!
paul:???
nort: What a Face
paul:?!?!
nort: the more you know Exclamation
paul:get away from me!
nort:go eat yourself
paul:aaaaa! help he's insane
nort: pig snort snort
paul: Shocked
nort: monkey aah ahh aah!
paul: affraid
nort:i will stop now.
paul: THANK YOU.
nort:sooo what do we do now
paul:hey look up in the sky!
nort:ooooh pretty birdy! sunny
paul: jocolor
nort:aaaah makes me think of flowers and sunny and everything nice! flower
paul:wait.....Shocked
nort:what?
paul: Surprised
nort:what?? Question Question
paul:it is a Naz-gul!
nort: affraid affraid
paul:oh my gosh he's coming closer! affraid
nort:run paul run!!!
paul:i'm running!
nort:gasp! pale
paul:gosh darn my short legs!
nort:run! don't give up
paul:run nort he's coming fast affraid
nort:ruuun!
paul: Mad my legs failing gasp gasp Mad if i escape, i am going to kill my legs!
nort:stop ranting about how much you your legs and aaaaah! affraid affraid affraid
paul:noooooooo he has you!
nort: affraid affraid
paul:!!!!!!!!!!!!
nort: run pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllll
paul: EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! affraid affraid



and here this chapter ends. the Naz-gul has captured nort, paul is scared out of his wits, and the wooden cheese strikes again.

no really though

the quest that paul has to face will be tough. the toughest quest that paul has ever faced (and no, he did not use his face to complete quests).


and now, for real this time. (no we do not mean the reel on fishing poles) the chapter ends with a sad ending (not about the wooden cheese getting eaten). we shall contuine the epic story of how paul saved nort..and how their lives changed, how they saw eachother with a different veiw.....


(fart) what the hay was that!
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Post by Ddiaxv on Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:28 pm

add Kim in there, she'll be dead happy.

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Post by Archaon 5100 on Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:49 pm

yeh add kim then it will pwn and add mega to
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Post by Desmond Miles on Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:56 pm

whew thought i had lost the thread for a minute
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CHAPTER 1010102202882928

Post by Desmond Miles on Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:03 pm

paul:nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort
10 hours later
paul:nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort
random guy:....
paul:nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort
random guy:>.<
paul:nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort nort
random guy:<.>.<.>.<.>.<.><.>.<
paul:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
another 15 hours later
paul:oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooort
random guy:SHUT UP ALREADY!
paul:but my best friend was captured by a nas-gul! e3e333e3e3e3e3e3e3k!
random guy:well so what!
paul:well i need to save him! will you help me! please?? PLEASE!!!
random guy:fine! my name is megadeath1000! (lol do you mind the 1000 on your name)
paul:help me megadeath1000!
megadeath1000:i already said i would!
paul:you said fine
megadeath1000:i was saying i would help you!
paul:you where saying fine!
megadeath1000:i was agreeing and why am i talking to a dog?
paul:does that really matter?
megadeath1000:yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes.......actually no!
paul:well lets go!
???????:hiiii there
paul: Shocked
megadeath1000:wow
paul:what is your name
??????:Kimz0rz.
paul:i am going on a quest to help my friend who has been kidnapped by a nas-gul. can you please help us?
KImzorz:as long as we can bring my awesome mudkippz. Kims Mudkip
megadeath1000:fine now let's go.
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Post by Desmond Miles on Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:35 pm

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Post by FlareonMaster on Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:00 am

Ok, um, I just read some of this and well..... COOL! lol!

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Post by Desmond Miles on Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:03 pm

paul:monster!monster!monster!monster!monster!monster!
megadeath1000:SHUT UP! THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU SAID FOR 24 CHEESIN' STRIGHT HOURS!
paul:i said red bull!
megadeath1000:yeah FOR 36 STRIGHT HOURS AFTER THE CHEESEIN' 48 HOURS OF SAYING MONSTER AND NOS AND AMP! WHY DID I EVER AGREE TO HELP YOU!
kimzorz:lol i like pineapples.i like pineapples.i like pineapples.
megadeath1000:DON'T YOU CHEESIN' START!!!!
paul:we are about to enter THE LAND OF MORDOR!!!!
megadeath1000:figures. first 108 hours stright of energy drink names, then CHEESIN' MORDOR! what could be worse?

screeeeeeeeeech

megadeath1000:(screams)

sorry dark couldn't help it. what but what will happen? THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT, BUT ENDS IN A CLIFFHANGER!!!
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Post by Desmond Miles on Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:21 pm

sorry for the double post but bump and also 1856 post one after 1855
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